Welcome to Fandom Friday, where I talk about something or someone that I like and why you should too. This week I will be writing about Boobs.
Yeah, you read that right; I will be talking about breasts. Why? Ummm, how about “Why NOT?”
I firmly believe that EVERYONE loves boobs. Men, women, gay men, children, just everyone! Why? Because they are fantastic that’s why. And even though not everyone will admit to it, we all know that breasts are great.
And the amazing part; there is never a bad boob. Of course, everyone has a preference to which ones are better, but regardless; boobs are boobs. Too small? Nope. Too big? Nope. Too fake? Nope. Even if you were to get down to the details about every aspect of the breasts, they are still great.
That’s right, no matter the nipple, the placement, or whatever… STILL BOOBS!! And boobs are GRAND!
The possibilities with what to do with boobs are endless too. Play with them, look at them, hold them… Use them as a pillow, a cup holder, a table… They bounce, jiggle, and flail around gracefully. And this is all just the tip of the iceberg! The options are endless and there is always creative room for expansion!
Isn’t that wonderful ladies? Knowing you have one of the greatest (if not THE greatest) thing ever, right on your chest! And I know you love boobs too, that’s why you are always checking yours out and talking about other women’s boobs. No one cares that you love boobs! Let your liking be known! EVERYONE loves them; you will not be judged!
Hell even some of you bigger men, you still play with your boobs all the time! Aren’t they great? And hey, it’s like Rodney Carrington once sang, “If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan, and I’d like to see yours too!”
So to sum this up, enjoy your boobs! Love everyone’s boobs! There is never a bad boob and feel free to admit to everyone that you love boobs! No one is going to judge you, it’ll just let them think of boobs too.
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