Uh-Duh?

I know I am not alone when I say I have dated someone who is just flat out dumb. That’s not me being conceited or anything of the sort, it’s just a hard fact. I can not be the only person who has woke up next to some one and had to ask, “How do you remember how to breathe?”

 

Oh yeah, don’t worry, I am actually going somewhere with this.

 

It’s the little things that add up to make me believe this. Between the little things and all of the big things, I sit back and ponder, “How has natural selection not weeded you out of the population yet?” Like, did Darwin’s theory die years ago and scientists just not tell the general public about it? How the hell are you still functioning and remembering that you have to eat and drink fluids to live, yet you cant remember to put you car in park to take the keys out of the ignition? How do you still exist when you ask the stupidest questions that even a six-year-old shoots you the look of “WTF” is wrong with you?

 

Then I start pondering where my life went wrong, what is so wrong with me that I decided you were the one I wanted to be with. I feel like I have to remind you to loop, swoop, and pull when I’m watching you put your shoes on and I start having flashbacks of everything slightly bad that I have ever done thinking MAYBE you are the best I am ever going to do because I didn’t help that old lady out to her car years ago when I was 19.

 

Yes, you may have a great personality, but you are just… how do I say this… DUMB AS HELL. Ditzy. Stupid. You don’t think about shit.

 

Anyway, I said I was going somewhere with this and I actually am believe it or not.

 

This is another thing that is constantly going on in society that I am sick and fucking tired of. People (not only females in specific, just from my own research and polls it’s PREDOMINANTLY females but I do encourage you to prove me wrong) think it’s fucking cute to be stupid. HOW THE HELL IS THAT SHIT CUTE?! It’s annoying. Unless you are two dumbasses together, it’s NOT cute, it’s NOT adorable, it’s NOT attractive, it’s NOT something we want you to fucking laugh about after you say something dumb as shit. We want you to have an IQ above “DUH”!

 

“Oh shit dude, you’re girlfriend’s drooling again.”

 

“Hey Julia, your boyfriend is going cross eyed and trying to lick his foot again.”

 

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ATTRACTIVE?!

 

After you say something that is totally dumb, stupid, idiotic, whatever you want to call it, STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT!! Being a complete moron is not a turn on!! Intelligence and the ability to hold yourself as a composed human being, THAT is attractive. Those are qualities people want in relationships.

At A Glance – Taylor Swift

Okay, no bullshit today, let’s just jump right into this. I am sick and tired of turning on the radio and hearing Taylor Swift come on. Yes, you have a nice voice Taylor, BUT you are using it in a terrible way. Yes, you are a beautiful young lady, BUT you are ruining your image very quickly. Congratulations, you followed your dreams and became a famous singer at a young, ripe, tender age. Congratulations, you have sold out arenas and millions of cd’s. Congratulations, however, sit down and listen for a minute.

 

YOU WILL NEVER FIND A “GOOD” GUY BECAUSE ALL OF YOUR SONGS ARE BITCHING ABOUT HOW MEN SUCK.

 

Have you ever sat down and thought, maybe it’s you? Maybe they cheat, lie, break up and leave because of you? I understand it makes you money to sing about them, but have you thought that one day, the gravy train of breakup songs is going to leave the station and you are going to be stranded with a lifetime ticket because you know absolutely nothing else? Your hit songs are about “Men Suck”. Maybe if you would change your attitude, you would find a guy that would treat you with some damn respect and we could finally get a new album from you on iTunes.

 

But then again, that all starts with YOU.

 

You have a fan base of really young (6^th grade-college) females, predominately. WOOHOO!!!! You play in the same league as 1 Direction and Bieber! If that doesn’t make you feel like you need to open your eyes, obviously nothing will. My advice, get the hell out of there before your career is over before you want it to be (You need to expand your audience).

 

Back you your guy problems. Right now you’re probably asking, “Then tell me good sir, how do I change? How do I move on?”

 

Well Ms. Swift, my advice is simple really. You stop giving a shit. “Oh it’s not that simple”. Yes, yes it is. Trust me, I stopped like two weeks ago because I used to be just like you, and for me it wasn’t even just in relationships. I cared about everything and everyone. I got upset about shit that was going on around the globe that I had no control over because I’m on fucking crazy pills!! It is that easy. If someone is going to treat you like shit, let them. They don’t deserve you, whatever. Brush it off, move on, get over it, and keep living your life because it had zero effect on you.  It really is that simple. Believe me, life is chill and good stuff happens when you are positive.

 

I’m reaching out to you right now trying to get you to be more positive so more positive energies will come your way. Pay it forward Taylor Swift. Go through the window.