Let me tell you something world, you all suck! You need to learn to loosen up a little bit. Is it just a worldwide epidemic of stringing up your ties too tight in the morning or what? Get your panties out of a wad and learn to laugh at yourselves! It’s all fun and games when you can laugh at someone else’s expense, but “damn all the world” if someone starts to laugh at you. You cross your arms and turn red in the face like an albino sunbathing.
Did your parents neglect all of you? Shelter you from fun and games when you were little? Did you always succeed and never have a failure once? “Jump on that bike son and if you fail, demons will come out from under your bed at night and they will murder you SO DON’T YOU FALL, DON’T EVER FALL!”
What happened to putting yourself out there? Good jokes and good things come from people failing and knowing you can laugh at it. Nowadays, people run and hide because there is always someone videotaping their fail and they become the next YouTube hit. Then no one ever hears from them again because they are ashamed. WHO CARES?! If someone is actually going to laugh at you, laugh with them! Show them you don’t care and you make them look like the fool. Now that’s fun, that’s a good story to go home and tell your perfect little family.
“Yeah I screwed up, but when I laughed at my mistake, they looked like the moron.”
Hmmmm, sounds like a life lesson is coming through right here. In all actuality, there is. Since when did we start REALLY caring what people thought of us? Since when did we start living to please everyone but ourselves? Since when did we start living so everyone but US is happy? Here’s an idea, smile like an idiot! What’s the worst-case scenario?
“People laughed at me today…”
Boo freakin’ hoo you big baby, pick yourself up and get over it. Laugh like a moron with them until they shut up about it (because they will a whole lot sooner if you do) and move on!
“But that will ruin my image and my reputation that I spent so long building up and gained a lot of respect for.”
Yeah… OR IT WILL GAIN MORE YOU INCESSANT ASS! People will realize you are a damn human being that makes mistakes and have the emotions to realize such and laugh about it! It’s not that damn hard to suck up your pride. After you do, life will smack you so hard with respect and comfort knowing that you are REAL, people will actually enjoy being around you more and life will reward you.
To sum it all up, stop being a douche, plain and simple.