Manic Monday – Volume V

CRIPPITY CRAP, IT’S MANIC MONDAY!! That’s right, it’s the worst day of the week for most people so I enlighten the mood by telling you some of the crazy shit that went on in my head this week and actually remembered to write it down for your enjoyment! Buckle up you literate reader because chances are, even I have no idea what’s about to be published!!

 

If you are a hiring manager at a job, I have some advice for you. I have noticed that everyone wants experience, but people need to start somewhere. The people with no formal training or experience will always work harder for you. They are there to learn and work hard, they are humble about the job and also determined to show you that they were hired for a reason. If you hire the person who has experience, they are cocky about their past training and think they know it all already. So my advice is to give the underdog a shot, I know he will not disappoint you.

 

I know a lot of people take a lot of things for granted, or even people for that matter. The sad fact about that; you don’t know what you have ‘til it’s gone. If it’s objects that you take for granted, you got those things for a reason at one point, why not keep using it? If it’s a person, this argument could go either way. Sometimes you have to cut the bad fruit out of your life in order to be happy and live a mentally healthy life. But there are times when there is no reason to stop talking to people. It’s like graduating from high school; some people are meant to stick around, some were just there for you a little in school. You need to make some people leave to find that they did you no good other than cause stress, but there are some people that you don’t want to take for granted. Sometimes you find good friends in people that you don’t expect even. You just need to read the best vibe you can from people and see if they are going to do you any good in the long run. If not, cut them loose, but if so, hold on tight.

 

If you are one of the people that likes to be in a relationship, when was the last time you examined your relationship to see how healthy it is? There are a lot of factors that go into relationships that make them unhealthy that most people do not know about. One thing that burned my ass from a previous relationship was that I had no privacy; no space. If I was on the phone, I had to explain who I was on the phone with. If I wanted to go to the bathroom, I had to always tell her where I was going. And back to the privacy part, each person needs to have a small separate life from each other. Nothing like another boyfriend/girlfriend, or drug dealer, or homicidal maniac; just some privacy. For example, I have a small notebook that I carry for ideas and creativity, also used as a journal if I need to vent and I’m not in Wi-Fi to post to this here blog.  Well I caught her (the girl from the same relationship) numerous times, reading my notebook because she didn’t trust me or whatever her excuse was each time. Yet, if I wanted to get back at her and threatened with going to go through her Facebook, she would throw a fit because that’s her private stuff. Does that make sense? I’m only talking to myself in my creative journal (and it’s about topics I can use for creative projects) so it’s okay to go through? All I’m saying is that if you can’t trust each other, what’s the point? Beyond that, if each person can’t have their own private life (like a NOTEBOOK), it’s time to end the relationship. (Can you start to see why I hate relationships so much? I’m jaded on them, what can I say.)

Relationship Pondering

I personally do not understand how two people can be married for years and years and years. Hell, I don’t understand how simple boyfriend/girlfriend relationships can last for years. When a couple is together for years, I have to say, “Wow, congratulations. You guys are able to put up with each other’s shit for a long time. “

I’m THAT guy: the guy that gets bored way too quickly, way too easily. I stay in relationships and get in them often and yet, I don’t like them. I’m not sure as to why I even get in them (maybe a sense of comfort of having someone), but I do and I always regret it because I am the pushover that it takes a while to get out of them when I am unhappy.

Anyway, the point I am getting to with this; how can people really settle down and take on the full time job on top of trying to live the life of their own? I understand, that you found someone that makes you really happy and you want to live your life with them, but is that really enough? There will always be arguments and shit storms in the air. If you were flying solo, there isn’t anything. It’s just you have to worry about and possibly friends or business partners that you include.

It might just be me, but I don’t understand the whole marriage aspect of life. I don’t get the point of marriage, and I am really starting to doubt the point of relationships as well. They bring companionship, but so does my dog. They bring sex, but so does my hand. They bring fun, but so does going on random dates every now and then without getting serious or even getting in any sort of relationship at all. Just leave it at one date so you are still social; feel and appear normal.

But hey, just the opinion of a bat-shit crazy guy, right?

Uh-Duh?

I know I am not alone when I say I have dated someone who is just flat out dumb. That’s not me being conceited or anything of the sort, it’s just a hard fact. I can not be the only person who has woke up next to some one and had to ask, “How do you remember how to breathe?”

 

Oh yeah, don’t worry, I am actually going somewhere with this.

 

It’s the little things that add up to make me believe this. Between the little things and all of the big things, I sit back and ponder, “How has natural selection not weeded you out of the population yet?” Like, did Darwin’s theory die years ago and scientists just not tell the general public about it? How the hell are you still functioning and remembering that you have to eat and drink fluids to live, yet you cant remember to put you car in park to take the keys out of the ignition? How do you still exist when you ask the stupidest questions that even a six-year-old shoots you the look of “WTF” is wrong with you?

 

Then I start pondering where my life went wrong, what is so wrong with me that I decided you were the one I wanted to be with. I feel like I have to remind you to loop, swoop, and pull when I’m watching you put your shoes on and I start having flashbacks of everything slightly bad that I have ever done thinking MAYBE you are the best I am ever going to do because I didn’t help that old lady out to her car years ago when I was 19.

 

Yes, you may have a great personality, but you are just… how do I say this… DUMB AS HELL. Ditzy. Stupid. You don’t think about shit.

 

Anyway, I said I was going somewhere with this and I actually am believe it or not.

 

This is another thing that is constantly going on in society that I am sick and fucking tired of. People (not only females in specific, just from my own research and polls it’s PREDOMINANTLY females but I do encourage you to prove me wrong) think it’s fucking cute to be stupid. HOW THE HELL IS THAT SHIT CUTE?! It’s annoying. Unless you are two dumbasses together, it’s NOT cute, it’s NOT adorable, it’s NOT attractive, it’s NOT something we want you to fucking laugh about after you say something dumb as shit. We want you to have an IQ above “DUH”!

 

“Oh shit dude, you’re girlfriend’s drooling again.”

 

“Hey Julia, your boyfriend is going cross eyed and trying to lick his foot again.”

 

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ATTRACTIVE?!

 

After you say something that is totally dumb, stupid, idiotic, whatever you want to call it, STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT!! Being a complete moron is not a turn on!! Intelligence and the ability to hold yourself as a composed human being, THAT is attractive. Those are qualities people want in relationships.